INT. OFFICE – MORNING

DAVID sits at a desk staring at a screen, almost ready to type. The phone rings. He answers.

SAMANTHA (O.S.)

(bright young sub-Indian Continent voice)

Hello. This is Samantha from the Microsoft Window Control Centre. To whom do I have the honour of addressing?

DAVID

Batman.

A long pause. O.S behind the phone call we become aware of the loud noise of a busy call centre. It sounds like a bus station in rush hour.

SAMANTHA

Mr Batman…

DAVID

It’s just Batman. No Mr…

Another long pause.

SAMANTHA

Mr Batman… we are ringing to tell you your PC is infected. It’s very important we help you install some software to remedy this…

DAVID

Batman has no infected PCs. He has the power to infect them. But being good he does not use this.

SAMANTHA

(seemingly puzzled)

You must go the website I will give you and…